Not to beat a dead horse, but …
Remember when this looked promising?
The looks of utter despair on the faces of Liam Neeson and Natalie Portman, and that grinning thing standing behind them, should have been our first indications that something had gone horribly wrong in a Galaxy Far, Far Away.
Vanity Fair February 1999 cover image, via The Associated Press
10 years later…it…still…hurts.